When I stood, I almostkilled my self because I had forgotten that I was wearing one high heel.Sitting back down quickly, I reached to take the shoe of... when thatvoice spoke again. 'Put the other shoe on, don't take that one off. Youneed to practice anyway.'Taking the second shoe from the box, I crossed my leg and put it on.Stretching both legs out in front of me I admired how ladylike the shoeslooked. Why, you can not even tell they are a man's feet! I thought.Carefully setting my feet on the. ..” replied the first.A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there’s nothing special ... we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of. Your mother and I get along with her real well, and she knows how to direct you so that we don’t have to anymore. She’ll take you places, boy. We worked hard on finding her for you. Now I don’t know what bullshit they’re teaching you at that school you go to, but you need a person who’s involved with real life.”“I am involved with real life,” said Reggie. “I just don’t think Bianca is right for me. There are plenty of other women out there.”“Let me put it this way, boy. You don’t go out with. Kara sighed in contentment. "How about you Mark? What was your childhood like?" It was nice. It's very rustic country here, not too many people. I had fairly small classes both in grade school and high school. I had a lot of good friends, mostly boys. I was a bit shy around girls, even in high school. Taking a girl to a movie was a really big thing for me... I spent a lot of time hiking the canyon with my dad. He trained me extensively, taking me to random spots by super twisting ways and then.