You plan on having at least 60 people coming with as many hot girls in there as you two could manage to get. One thing that the two of you learned dur...ng the past year of college is that there are always plenty of hot girls. You and Steve are exhausted and decide to hit the sack. Since your name's on the contract and your ass is on the line if anything gets busted, you get the big bedroom. It's well past 4 am when you finally pass out. You wake up the next day to the sound of people screaming. Then I'm going to fuck her mouth while you two paddle her ass red and sing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" from "Sound of Music"There was about thirty seconds of silence then a Kewpie doll voice came over the phone"You're not kidding, are you?... 'cause if you're just kidding, that would be so fucking mean!"I heard a stifled grunt behind me and looked to see Maria sitting on a kitchen chair, her smooth golden thighs akimbo while she furiously rubbed at her clit and had one of her. I figured I needed a grand a month in addition to my pension to live comfortably. My sepia print was lovely. I had it printed in the new business section of the local businesses web page. It meant I had to accept their continuous efforts to sell me more advertising. I resisted the urge to advertise.I used Marcy’s artistic shot with the law book on her desk in an online advertisement as well. It was lit by the light from the bankers green desk light. It was also absolutely beautiful. Deacon even. I squat down somewhat unladylike and send forth a stream of yellow piss, the heat rising and dissipating in the cooler morning air, and as I watch this, I realize my basic bodily functions are turning me on even further, perhaps being naked on this desolate hillside, at one with nature, my nudity being the catalyst for my neediness, if only.......I ache to be confronted with a hard cock, like most virgins I yearn to be rid of the accursed virginity, 'Get one in you', and surely the rest will.