“Yes, Ken-Ken, yes.”“I got to ask you this. Are y’all fucking? Because, honey, it would be juicy as hell to talk about this with her new side ...ick! Girl…” Ken-Ken said.“No, we’re not fucking. We’re friends. That’s it. Believe what you want. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second, Ken. New?” Tommy said to Ari. “That means… oh shit.”“Yes, ‘Oh shit’ indeed. There was a man before you. Not my type, really, but anyway… said man turned out to be Ari’s boyfriend. But you know what they say about. .. Ah, I met this most perfect man online, I know seems so strange that you can find love online but it happens, it also happens to be the place to find lust if your looking. So I'm thinking to find both is pretty rare you think? However it may be to some so here is my little story... I was just browsing profiles online one night and came across this man's profile. I thought he looked like and sounded like from his profile everything I could ever want in a man. I decided to ask for a add. He. “Look, Missy, my beer isn’t the issue here. You being late again is, but don’t worry, I’m not mad.”“You’re not? But I’m over an hour late! You went insane yesterday when I was just thirty minutes late.”“Yup, you’re right, but I’ve done some thinking. You were right yesterday.”“I was? Wait, what about?”“About treating you like a kid. You’re no longer a child,” Erik said, as he pointed with an unsteady finger at her, “You’ve got tits now, which mean that you’re a young lady, almost an adult. I. Okay, maybe if it is the only alternative, but why chose to be uncomfortable when you do not have to be? Do not get me wrong, it is not like I hate nature, I spent my entire childhood in the country and have thus spent most of my youth playing in and around the forest. It is just the concept of sleeping outside that makes me queasy. Anyhoo, let me get back to the story. My friend asked me if I wanted to go camping for the weekend. Of course, my first instinct was to politely refuse. That is,.