A great conversationalist who can hold discussions on Greek Philosophy, Astronomy, Theology, Political strategy, Poetry and great works of literature....But Leyla is not just dinner entertainment, she has political ambitions and wishes to use her talents as a lover to get closer to the corridors of power in the Ottoman Empire. Her position is constantly threatened by other women in the Harem leading to the Harem wars. ***** A crier burst into the Sultan’s Majlis (throne room) while he is holding. ‘I wish you guys were horny, naked and have to wank yourselves off while fantasising over me.’ ‘Rachel, zat is disgusting,’ said Emma. But the man on the screen was already saying, ‘Your wish is granted.’ Suddenly Rob, Tom and myself were all naked. Rachel smiled, ‘That’s much better,’ she said. The wish had affected me as well. I was ogling Rachel’s body imagining her naked, wanting to see those 36C tits and her cunt. Rob and Tom clearly felt the same. ‘Oh Rachel,’ said Rob, ‘you always make. I always thought she knew I liked her, but she never liked me. We continued walking home, and I realized I missed the mark where I was supposed to steer towards my house. At this point I was making some decent jokes, and telling wierd stories. Oddly enough, she began laughing. At the end of the walk home, I grabbed my neck, almost crapped myself, and asked her on a date. She giggled, and exclaimed, "I'd love to, but make sure you don't try to tell those stories on the date."I was ecstatic. As. "Yeah! This game is clearly cursed!"A strong sigh and Norm entered the picture leaving the camera on thetable, still recording."Come on, Dan, we've already argued about this," Norm spoke with hisusual voice, not as fake as it sounded seconds ago. "We have to uploadthis video today. It's not a cursed game! You read too much fantasy.Magic is not real, and if it is we won't find it in a fucking tabletopgame!" We bought the game in a flea market! Remember the guy that sell it tous? That maniacal.