”Terrible joke. Only three stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be...a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a. You have plenty to admire, and I’m not simply saying that to be nice. On the other hand, since I own your ass for the duration, and I take pains to take good care of my property, I think that your nipples tell me that either you are really, really enjoying exposing yourself, or you are getting cold. I bet on the latter, and so, reluctantly, I want you to button up. Here, you take my sweatshirt. I want you to keep warm, so you will be up to fun and games, once we stop.”She pretended to pout.. Before that moment I had never seen a face as beautiful as hers become even more so in a milisecond. She didn't have to say a word I already knew her answer. Finally I had my first girlfriend We were together for about eight months before the subject of sex came up and she asked me how many girls have I slept with. It was the last question I wanted her to ask. I was so embarrased of my answer. "Please don't laugh at me", I said, very reservered, "but I'm a virgin." She looked at me. "You'rereally into this, aren't you?" she said."Yes."But they humored me. They got out a black party dress, all ruffles andlace, with black stockings and a black slip. They felt as good as theylooked. When they were about to apply my makeup, I waved them away, satdown at Sis's vanity, and started putting on my own makeup."You look as if you've had practice," Betty said."I have," I said. "I practice every chance I can get." Another stunnedsilence.It was the whole works; the only thing that.