Danny's tongue was nice but I was ready for the main course.I made clawing motions on his back with my fingertips, like a de-clawed cat trying to rake...in its catch, dragging him up into mommy's arms, between my thighs. With his tool bumping my Mons, but not quite centered (all dicks have a slight angle or bend or twist or asymmetrical dimension - hence the terms: get bent / cock-eyed / etc.) I had to take hold and aim the lance of love at my womanhood, showing him 'the way home'. He slid home. She watched him as he tasted her for the first time, and her mouth returned to his cock which was starting to stiffen again. “You taste gorgeous” he whispered, his face a study in ecstasy “I am looking forward to eating your pussy. Slowly and deliberately, too. And, well, I did promise, didn’t I?”. “You certainly did. Are you going to show me what a naughty boy you are?” Phil sat upright and ran his hands through her hair, pulling her gently down on to his stiffening cock again. He groaned as. "No, silly, that's not why. Guess again!"I looked down and squirmed, shifting my feet back and forth. "I don'tknow, Mommie." Oh, I think you do, Honey. Now guess again!" Mother said it sweetly,but this time there was the tiniest edge to her voice.I said, in a voice barely above a whisper, "In case someone else wantstheir toes the same color?"Mother smiled. This was the game she loved. It started with her showingme her girly things, and continued with me telling her how beautiful shewas,. We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time.