I said, "Yeah, I know Perry has the number for the Guinness people and we can get that for you. Show us your boobies, honey."She started unfastening t...e buttons on the brocade jacket, saying "I don't know if they have such a category yet but I understand there is a set procedure for adding categories."She pulled the jacket back to her shoulders and lifted the white satin bra, which was a huge holster. Her tits were revealed in all their glory."Holy mackerel!" I said. "Those are some huge. Each other?" I asked, wondering if this was where things were headed and what the quickest route to the door might be."No way!" Adams snapped over at me. "We give it, dude... we don't fuckin' take it! We're not nancy boys who bend over to get our arseholes porked! We're proper fuckin' lads, mate... it's other dudes' butts what munch our schlongs!"Smiler chortled, "Nice little tip for you there, Grant. When yer dickin' about wi' someone, make sure it's his hairy arse - not yours - what gets the. I told them she was my new sidekick and I needed somebody to teach her to dive tomorrow. Jaime and Roma were both off so they said they would teach her in the morning. Joci took her to get some gear and everybody wanted to know if she was going to make pies for usI heard Elke telling how Heidi had sent the girls to get her clothes and pushed her out the door and told Levy not to bring her back or she would break his legs. They thought that was the funniest thing they ever heard. I could see. Next, Marie took out a picture of Iris. Iris was another person from our hometown, a little younger than we were, and apparently quiet and sweet. Her eyes and hair were the very definition of natural blue-eyed blonde.From what I had heard of her, she might have thought of herself as attractive, but didn't appreciate that her face was of cover girl quality. Of our dancers, only Betty had that sort of facial impact. Betty's MILF hardness worked extremely well, but the resemblance and impact was.