This one is compliments of GaryNostalgia (Are We Old?) I came across this phrase in a book yesterday “FENDER SKIRTS”. A term I haven’t heard in ... long time and thinking about “fender skirts” started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice.Like “curb feelers” and “steering knobs.” Since I’d been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these. "Just remember that I'll do whatever you want me to," Jane kissed me again, sucking my skin and biting it a little. "I love you."I sighed and once again tried to figure out exactly what that meant. She loved me and she'd do anything I wanted. Maybe there was no exact meaning, I thought. Maybe it was just some strange abstract concept like those stupid paintings that Picasso guy did. They could mean anything to anybody, what did anything mean to Jane? Did it mean the same as what it meant to me?. Then someone tried to open the door. When they found it was locked, they tried again, harder. Both Brittany and I looked at the door with shock, though my thumb kept rubbing her clit."Who's in there? Is someone in there?"It was my daughter! "I am. Your Dad." I replied."Why are you in there, Daddy? With the door locked?" I, uh, was feeling sleepy and wanted to take a nap." Why didn't you use your bed?" she asked suspiciously. Man, I sure hoped she didn't know I was eating out her friend's pussy. ‘Would you like to order some wine?’ He asked. ‘Why Tommy Porter, are you going to get me drunk and take advantage of me?’ Jayne smiled at him. When he shook his head no, she smiled again and said ‘That’s okay – some times a girl likes to be taken advantage of.’ They had Chateaubriand for dinner and chatted over mutual friends and caught up on their lives. Jayne had never married and had several hobbies, including photography. ‘I’d love to see some of your work some day,’ Tom told her. ‘Why.