Several of the more senior officers who still remembered her, first as Jim's fiancé and then as Marsden-Smith's wife, had cast surprised looks at her... but Rose knew that Jim had explained her presence. So far she was treated with an indifference that probably suited her perfectly.Of course, Rose's eyes were on Jim. He looked so different! The tight fitting black coat, the shining, high boots, and the black trousers with red stripes almost made a different man of him. For a brief moment Rose. I never said I CAN’T lie. Everyone else says I CAN’T lie. It’s one of those things that people attribute falsely. You know, Al Gore never said he invented the Internet. Carl Sagan didn’t say ‘Billions and Billions’ until he wrote a book pointing it out. Sarah Palin never said she could see Russia from her house. No, never happened. But I can lie if I have to!” She paused and thought about it. “Hurts like a mother-fuck though!”“You’re pulling my leg,” said Quantum Knight.“No, but I really wish. . a little old fashion in a way, she likes a quiet refined life, which is why she works in the local library, and for her birthday she invites just a few friends to her house for a intimate picnic to celebrate" replied my mother."Wow! that sounds fun!" I replied sarcastically."Well, we're going" replied my mother "And you never know, it just might be!" she replied with a smile.For the next few days I couldn't decide if this birthday picnic was going to be really dull or really enjoyable, but I. “Reckon you can fit in a quickie?”I was on my feet in a second, my hand all the way up her skirt.“No knickers?” I said. She took my chin in her soft hands and bent to kiss me.“You didn’t think I’d go without a fuck did you?” she said. I took her hand but she stopped me.“Where are you going?”“Bed?” I said.“What’s wrong with the table? Or the sofa? Or the floor?”Ann was a dirty fuck-bitch from the first day I met her. She was, remarkably enough, a virgin when we met at Bath Uni. It was the.