" You touch a beer Ezra and you will be walking to work every day for a month," Zoe warned and Ezra scowled. "You know it damages your fertility. I've...told you often enough."Andy scowled at his female friend. "Oh come on Zoe, just a couple? We ain't shared a beer for ages," he lied and rubbed his nose."No," she replied firmly and glared at her husband angrily. "I mean it, you go to the pub and there will be so much trouble when we get home." OK I know," Ezra told her defensively. "I haven't. I was extremely happily married to Becky (as, indeed, I still am) and, although I made it home only at weekends, our sex life then was probably at its most rampant.During the week, in the digs I shared, I would satisfy any sexual urges by buying a girlie magazine (usually Razzle!!) and wanking off shamelessly to the pictures of scantily clad, beautiful young girls, displaying their ripe titties and peeled open cunt lips for my orgasmic pleasure. Occasionally, I would shop in Oxford Street on my. . , prefer my own sex.”There was silence in the car. Laurie looked to Brian for some response and she could see he was thinking of what to say. She let the silence continue.Brian finally said, “I thank you for telling me that. I know it was a hard thing for you to say. I sensed that something was on your mind throughout dinner. To be honest with you, I am disappointed hearing what you just said. I was hoping you would have invited me in to your condo and I could have my wicked ways with you but. We drunkenly wrestled and rolled around on the couch and the floor, our mouths locked and making out hard the whole time.I was getting increasingly dizzy from all this. But I managed to get her pinned underneath me, and she was humping her pelvis up against my boner. I took a break and said, "Whoever is naked first wins."She started squirming around so much underneath me that I had to roll off of her. I didn't realize how seriously she was going to take this challenge, and she was already.