Being an alcoholic, he ended up residing here, participating at Hazelton. One of the workshop attendees, in his fifties, the polymath nearing seventy,...had her and her friends participate in this verbal piece, what he called Performance Poetry, where they read simultaneously from this poem, each cued when to stop reading, while this guy improvised. It was supposedly really fun, and it inspired Shira to find out more." The man must have enjoyed her attention," I commented."You have a one track. But as usual she had a solution, saying her and aunty would take turns swallowing it then it couldn’t make a mess. That brightened me up a bit I can tell you. I had my shower, sometimes I shower sometimes I bath, and as I, no longer had to go outside I came down in my dressing gown, to wait aunties arrival and watch the news on tv. Aunty was soon in, kissing me hallo, bringing some wool for mum, and an order for a pink elephant, and a bar of my favourite chocolate for me, then going up to wash. She agreed with me and said "I would really like to meet your two girlfriends, they sound perfect for you". "Girl friends" I snorted, "do youknow they wouldn't let me take my false boobs off when my real boobs hurtand they told me that girls cannot remove their boobs just because theyare having a period". She grinned widely at this "good for them, you willappreciate their help as time goes by"; I smiled "I appreciate their helpnow, I love the two of them" then thinking I had put this wrong. .Toh chichi ne mujhe muskaarate hue jawab diya kit uh toh bilkul baacha hai.Aurat ke paas bhi kuch hota hai shave karne ko ..Maine pucha kya chichi toh unhune kaha armpit aur boor.Maine unnse jaan ke anjaan bante hue pucha boor kya hai..Toh unhune jawab diya jaha se hum pissab karte hain..Main kaha ohh..Toh chichi ne kaha kissi se kehne maat yeh saab maine bhi haa mein saar hila diya..Agle din sayaad kismaat mere saath tha.Chachi ne mujhse kaha ki sumit kyat um mera ek kaam karoge toh maine.