I was pretty drunk at the time and kept slurring her name from Jay -lynne to Joel - ine, finally she said "Jo like Ho Jo, ya know, across the street."...I told her I did know and escorted right across the street to the front desk, and got us a room. We just about broke the bed by check-out the next day. So she named my johnson "Howard", sometimes "Howie" when she was all friskie and everything, and once, when I drank way too much, just "How" as in "How is that supposed to help me?" I never got. It was impressive the amount of topics to think about. From marine dentistry to space carpentry.Those days of crazy thoughts were passing. While since "that" day on the couch I avoided Malu or just being around her. She seemed to do the same. Until accidentally one day when we had finished dinner and coffee with the father-in-law I went up to the bedroom with the intention of going downstairs immediately to watch a game, so I left the attic door open. And I think I saw Malu moving around in her. Sorry, my darling, but I can't come up with anything else. And quite frankly, I can't imagine anyone in his or her right mind shelling out good money for anything as boring as that!" Our bodies aren't boring, Beatrice! Those subhuman, drooling clod hopping peasants will love every minute of it! And as for poor old dim-witted Dorothy, she won't be any where!" I suppose she'll be doing her sad "Spotted Lady" routine again - poor girl! You weren't here last year, but I was and it was so pathetic!. We had just enough time to upload them to Cory?s computer and look at them all before it was time to leave. I couldn?t believe just how easy it was to baby-sit. Really, we did nothing except hang around. Well, we did fix lunch and washed the dishes, but Cory and I have done that thousands of times, just hanging out at his house. The big surprise came when the Gordon?s came back. Mrs. Gordon noticed that the dishes were done and the tip went up to ten dollars. Four hours work at five bucks and.