ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA ... FLOOR.2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HA...E MONKEYS AND APES?4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION? SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER. He just thrust in as far as he could, and this brought a scream from the hood. Out a little, in a lot. Another scream. And a sob. And then a moan. Fingers in his wife’s mouth again. This time the lube to the base of his cock as the rest of it continued its fuck of the ass. Almost as quiet as breathing, he paused and murmured ‘5, 4, 3…’ After one, he rammed the full length into the girl and kept slamming harder… and harder… and harder into her. Her screams were surreal. The occasional sound. As I was kissing her I took my right hand, lifted her tee exposing her boobs, and started mauling it. She moaned into my mouth and said "Joy will be here soon, when she sees my bike on your driveway." I asked "Will Joy be surprised to see her mother getting mauled by another man while being half naked?" and Tessa looked into my eyes paused and said "No she won't be surprised."I said "Then there is nothing to worry about," and proceeded to lift her skirt above her waist with my right hand while. "Hope," Wayne said."I will open the door if you say it louder," I teased."I want to fuck my wife's big enormous L cup tits, they are trapped in a pink sports bra, and I want to fuck them hard!" Wayne yelled.I didn't expect him to say all that, I opened the door and pulled him inside. "Holy crap, are you crazy?" I smiled. I looked at the other doors before closing ours. There was no way no one didn't hear all of that, now the whole floor knew I had L's and wore a pink sports bra."You said,".