I m Joseph(name changed), age 21, 6 feet, well built body and good looking, from Kottayam, Kerala.. i m here to narrate my 1stexperience, which happen...d 2 months back..my family includes my dad, mom & younger sister.. whenever we had any long drive, we used to call a driver, who was also living nearby.. he is Jos(name changed), and was damn friendly with us, especially with me.. though we were of same parish(church), i didnt knew anything about his family..7 months back, we had a trip from. I became one of their best friends.Though they looked sexy as hell, I knew that they were forever off my list of sexual partners.The two worked at a maid club. Maid clubs were imports from Japan. Men came in and were greeted by hostesses dressed in traditional maid outfits. They would all say, “Welcome Home.” Each man would choose what maids he wanted to serve him that night. The hostesses would drape themselves all over him, feed him, tell him how handsome he was, and pour his choice of beer. Gerard was incensed."Non, Non. You do not pay. You are." He stopped seeking the right word in English. "Guest. You do not pay!" He told me to come back at seven forty-five and Clothilde would take me to my seat. I had just over an hour to waste. There were plenty of little Bistro's around so I chose one that looked inviting and went for a coffee. Now in England we drink tea, probably because the English have no idea how to make coffee. The Yanks make coffee like Jet fuel, but I had got used to. Which leads me to the bad shit.While we were at my daughter’s I felt a seizure trying to start. I didn’t want to spazz in front of her so I tried to meditate in order to get under it and diffuse it before it started. After a while, they thought I had fallen asleep and started talking in front of me. I was wide awake. My wife told her how I cried when she asked me to give up my books. My daughter told her that she’s moving too fast and she needs to give me time to get settled. I’m going “oh.