" "Geez scared me aubry. Yea i can't sleep. You?" Perstina said taking sleep meds. "I usually do not sleep much ...... when i do i remember ............. " aubry? Aubry " yes? " I thought you were lost in thought. " oh no .... i just don't like talking about my memories is all .. ..... too much pain looking back .... " damn these don't kick in right away. Great. Mind if i go for a walk? " i'll leave the door unlocked for you .... lock it when you get back. "Aubry said heading up the. "That was fun!" She told in delight. "Did they taste better with a farty flavour?" She teased me and giggled.I wanted to nod but was too embarrased to let her know I enjoyed that."Shame you've not got more sweets right now, I can feel another fart brewing!"She revealed sounding rather sadistic and rubbing her tummy.I didn't know what to say to her, but I could see a twinkle in her eye as she looked at me like an a****l sizing up it's prey. Then she striked."Quess I'll just have to fart in your. I guess the place was really one stop spa."Hello Jackie good you come early we're slow today." Oh I 'm not needing anything but this little kitten is. Nails, hair,makeup." Oh got date tonight?" No a business meeting." Ah simple yet refined got it." She took my hands. "Good thick nailswhat do you want?" Um, natural french tip?" The lady thought for a second then playedwith my hair."Okay full package simple. French tip bit of shaping and highlights forhair. Pedicure as well. Hmm, leg wax?". I realized that she must have taken the dog for a walk. As I walked in, I just became overwhelmed with all the mess that I saw. When she came home from work, she obviously had changed clothes and just left her dirty ones strewn all over the floor. She had just dumped her dirty dishes from lunch into the sink instead of putting them into the dishwasher. I went to the bathroom and I accidentally knocked a bottle of her perfume off of the counter, and it fell and shattered. I was furious! As I.