.. cute!“Remember that butcher knife?”“The one you stole and your mother searched for for months?”“Yes, only it was my dad who kept looking ...or it. He said it was the best knife we’d ever owned.”“Okay.”“I thought it would be fun to put it back and see what happens.”“You’re kidding.”She stood up.“No I’m not. Why would I kid you about something like that? Just think about it. It will drive him crazy! It will be so much fun!”“You think the strangest things are fun,” I said, thinking idly about how. I can feel it. It's very wet in my underwear. I pick her up with my hands on her butt and her legs wrap around me. She continues to kiss me. Good. This way she can't see. I bring her to the bedroom and close the door. Soon as the door closes a pair of arms pull her off me and holds her in place so she can't see behind her. She looks at me very confused and says “what's going on?” I tell her to trust me. Please, trust me. She looks at me and can tell I'm serious and says “Ok I guess”. . “I’m so much older,” I mimicked. “Listen to me Nic, we’ve talked a lot, you’re fun and intelligent you act more like sixteen than…” I paused as I didn’t know when her birthday was.“Thirteen,” she helped me out, “my birthday is in January.”“Ooh, close, I’m February,” I said. “But yeah, you don’t have to worry, they may look old and scary, but they’re a nice bunch. If ever you’re at a loose end and your crowd aren’t about, don’t be afraid to join me for lunch. Not just the times when I’ve been. Well here's the dilemma I faced the other day,my lady came back from her daughters house (not blood related to me) and brought in a big washing basket full of washing as her daughters washing machine had broke down.She asked did I mind, and even as the words left her mouth I thought "MIND,MIND" lol! ...I nearly jumped for joy,as since moving in with my lady I've had no instances of visiting and borrowing the odd pair of panties, for er! Private moments.Anyway I was hoping that I'd get to the.