Roger and I both came from no siblings households. We figured we wanted either three or four kids.Roger was promoted to a middle manager position whic... really helped out financially. I gained weight during my third pregnancy and didn't feel very good about myself. I found that Roger didn't come home as early and seemed to have an awful lot of evening meetings. He called one afternoon and said that he had an evening dinner meeting with some people from the second shift so he would be home late.. ”Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”Jack took the money.✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to Allan for the following... How do pigs make coffee?With porculators... ✧ ✧ ✧Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be. I was quite embarrased as J told M all about the stories I had told her in confidence about how my cousins used to sit on me and make me cry. There was quite a lot of laughing as she carried on to tell M how she now did the same thing to me and how much fun it was to squash me for a long time and force me to beg her to move onto my face and let me lick her out, just to try and get some relief from the squashing.M asked a lot of questions laughing at how surprised she had been to arrive and see. She had enough hugs and kisses to last her several family reunions, so she decided to take a break. She took her bowl of watermelon and sat next to the hissing fire. She looked past the blazing flames and could see the purples and blues that blended perfectly between the shimmering water and settling sky. She sighed to herself, finally breaking away from all the commotion, and taking a breather for herself. To her left were the guys and Mackenzie attempting volley ball. Really, it was.