“But again, somebody, who is clean shaven down there”. I have never been with a man like this and would like to suck a man the way they do in porn...videos”She took my right arm and took it all the way into her saree, the petticoat and into her panties. Her tummy and pubis was smooth and yes, I could tell she was clean shaven too. She drew her hand out and signaled me to explore her pubic area. This is where experience counts!I gently ran my fingers all over and she let a soft moan. It was now. Nothing like waking up with an eye full of big beautiful breast I thought to myself. She had matured a lot from the little braced face little girl from next door.Abbey was the kind of girl that most girls wanted to be and most guys wanted to be with. Maybe even a few of the girls to be honest. She was your typical girl next door, literally in my case. She was funny, popular and sexy as hell plus she wasn't a stuck up bitch like most other girls on the cheerleading team. I was one of the few. The only good thing that happened was to see Bruce, Charlie and Daniel being led out of the school by the school detectives. Rumors flew as to what they had done, but to me it was a sense of relief to know that they would not be able to antagonize me for a while. The third period bell rang and I headed for my meeting with Willie, as I entered the hall leading to the gym Willie was coming towards me. He grabbed my arm and pushed me back through the hall doors saying '...the coaches have the gym. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3..