Don't keep goin' on about Daddy's age...it's nice of him to share his massive cock with us..."! Then she pulled her head back and spat into Redhead's ...ace! Redhead shook Gemma's head, "Don't get carried away...you fuckin' bitch...I'm only joking..." Gemma again spat in Redhead's face and Redhead let go of Gemma's hair and pulled back hissed, "Let go, you fucking whore...you won't get away with this..."! But Gemma still gripped Redhead's coppery locks and with a rising scream, Redhead reached up. What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?Because they aim too high.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why don't women talk during foreplay?They don't. I had wigs, boobs, corsets, lace dresses, stockings, heels, makeup, and more. When I got the opportunity I would get all sexy but now I had a million fantasies about men. I wanted to suck, swallow and get fucked hard. I wanted black studs, old white pervs, tough blue collars, suit types. I was turning sissy, time to act.I put an ad on Craig's List:'Closet Cd looking for mature top - Closet cd, sexy but not 100% pass. 40, 5'10", 170, ddf, smooth. Looking for top. Need to suck, get fucked, rough. She looked awesome as she came back out of the bedroom. She has the prettiest long legs that came out of the bottom of the teddy. If Greg and I were talking, we werent now. She had our complete attention as she came and sat down next to me. I said to her, you look very pretty. She just looked at me and smiled. I asked her if she enjoyed herself, and she said, Very much. I asked her what was the best part, and she replied, All of it. Then she asked me what my favorite part was, and I said, when.