"You know what I think," I said, "I think you're bragging to everyone at work." What's that supposed to mean?" asked Lamar."If you really are a ladies...man," I asked, "Where are all of your ladies?" Are you for real?" asked Lamar."You know what I think," I said, "I think your penis is no bigger than mine." Are you serious?" asked Lamar."Twenty bucks says you're gay and you've been waiting to fuck me up the ass," I said.By this time, I didn't care. I had been so sick and tired of people lying to. Try oral sex first, suck or get sucked and the cock will be wonderfully lubricated with the saliva-precum mixture. If you like pain, then it’s up to you. I have been fucked without lubrication on several occasions, and it can be a turn on, in spite of the excruciating pain, especially if your fucker is a gorgeous big stud with a foot long cock and a muscular body to dive into you with energy. But I’d rather have no pain. And if you are fucked without lubrication, it is better if you didn’t eat. So, I said okay we're going to go back over there and we're going in but I'm not going to make any noise like if I'm still not back and said I told her I'd be back in less than five minutes so I going to play it like I get back in 10 minutes instead but, I'll be there all along and you're going into the bedroom. Now, you're going to find her tied up and blind folded laying spread eagle on her tummy and you'll find some jelly on the table if you need it but, go ahead and give a good strong. ”As per his habitual habit, yrs. truly was modest re: the Gibraltar Triumph. “Piece of cake, Trish. Of course Ms. Sloane was helpful. Rather useful, in fact.”In our basement Lair, The McGovern had me in one hand, Froggy in the other, working -- with her favorite vanilla lubricant -- her up-and-down magic, “You weren’t nervous, Brewster?”“Au contrary, bon ami. Professionality, you know.”“Gosh, I’m ever so proud. How did the Q and A go?”“Swimmingly.” Then — Tell The Truth being the personal.