This left no chance of bring a man home and she worked a lot so going out was a big problem. After the twins went to college she tried to find a man, ...ut it just didn’t seem to happen. Liz told me that she was a client of my wife’s salon for a long time and really enjoyed going there. So after John left her, it was the only thing she did for herself. She got talking one day to Zoe when the salon was slow and she was the only one there. Of how she longed to a man and how she always wanted a real. On Para-Para there are no weapons allowed no one carries even a knife. If you use your fist to make an argument stick you get in trouble and arrested. No one wears much clothing and all everyone does is smile all the time.”Peter Langstom next to him drew the outlines of a woman into the air.”How about the girls, do they wear little?”“You could bunch up what they wear in your fist and nothing showing.”Peter now grinned from one ear to the other.”I think I go there for a visit too!”“You wouldn’t. They were so deep into their dance that they could hear their eyelids opening and closing, sharing the amazement that their first kiss always left with them. My hands released hers and slid around her waist, coming together behind her, locking in the small of her back. I spoke into her without a word.I drew a deep breath, looked deeply into her soul, and then stole what breath that was left in her chest like a remorseless thief. We connected for the duration, always touching, always holding. ”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that acts as a strong laxative.It’s called G.I. JoeHow do two cats make love?The male cat goes to the female cat and says ‘naaaoooouuuw’.And the female cat responds by saying, ‘not naaaoooouuuw’.If you rob a bank in a sanctuary city, is it “illegal”, or just an “undocumented withdrawal”?What is the difference.