... then get a dog.BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair ...ll over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness......... then get a cat!You thought I was gonna say ... marry a man, didn't you?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy. She is in her early thirties, long beautiful dark black hair, dark complexion, dark brown eyes and a perfect heart shaped ass. Her boobs are a little small but very nicely shaped for a body that went through having two children. In my eyes, she reminds me of an Italian or Greek goddess who exhibits pure sensual sex. If I had to relate her to a sexy porn star, I’d say she reminds me of Angel Dark, except Dee has smaller breasts.A few months ago, her husband just packed up and left her for some. I went to kiss her but she ordered to wait for more surprises. We were talking but the tension prevailed, she told me a/c is too cold and covered herself with a blanket, I got down and got her a coffee from the roadside shop.We started again she finished her coffee and asked me slow the car, I turned to her asking what happened she opened her blanket saying next surprise, I become statute and my eyes were glued to her bare boobs which was so perky but full of fat, topped with a blueberry. {You rotten little bastard, just like that bastard father ... you and that little slut of a sister ... incestuous brats ... murderous swine... }I could feel her thoughts coming in disjointed bursts, she was just about ready to loose it, I stepped back and apologised for bumping into her, then she did loose it, she launched herself at me screaming "you filthy swine ... damned murderer ... filthy fornicator."I tried to fend her off but she managed to rake my face with her nails, I raised my arms.