. could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning...13. Complete reversal on the ...lassic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a. I kept moaning and gasping before I finally came. I strained again the tentacles. "I love how fast you cum," he said. "Now that you're warmed up let's get to the fun part." He took off his t shirt. He had a muscle shirt on under it but that kind of emphasized the lean muscles he had. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. I don't know why but my mouth watered when I looked at it. It was big and thick and I had the urge to put it in my mouth. Suddenly the tentacles pulled me up.. .I was getting fucked. Three days took like a week when I got there. The guy seemed in very good spirits! He might of been a little hungover or drunk from the smell. He greeted me warmly and locked the door behind him. "I've got a gift for you!" He said with a slight slur. He handed me a brown sack. I opened it and there was a double sided dildo about twelve inches long. It wiggled in my hand like it was alive. There was a small bottle of lube in the bag too. I felt a little silly holding it in. ’A thrash on the leash made me jump out of the shower, I twisted my body to keep my balance, for the first time since them came back, I felt a little secure as I’m not completely exposed to strangers, and I begged her: ‘Please Jo, this is madness, I said I’m sorry and I’ll make it up to you, but this is too much! Please stop!’ Jo turned around and pulled the leash, I had to hop nervously towards her, the pigtails were brushing my shoulders, and the exposed private parts were dangling rapidly.