"OMG! I had a hard on! I stood there beet red as she just grinned broadlyand told me that I had better behave. Next, she picked up the jar thatsaid... "Depilatory" and began spreading it all over my body. From my neckdown to my little toe, I was covered in a thick paste that began to reekand burn my skin."Stand there with your arms stretched out and don't say a word," sheordered as she removed her gloves.I was hopping from one foot to the other when she finally said for me toget into the. She soon found herself watching the guys surfing out on the ocean and wishing again she could be out there with them.As nice as the task of watching attractive young men was, Gidget soon knew who the best surfer dude was and waited for him to take a break.Finally, she saw him swim up to the beach and she introduced herself to the young, muscular young man.*****Biff thought the tiny little beauty with the weird name of Gidget was coming on to him, and when she gave him the pass to the nearby. "Tell him I'm not leaving, Tell him I want his name and the name of his fellow officers!"I told him, he looked at the others and then back at her, a grin crossed his thick features again."Tell Captain Sheldon she is to shut up and fuck off or we show her how to fuck off yes!" the others laughed."He still insists that you leave Captain" I told her. she stared at me."Right tell him I'm not leaving until he either leaves or gives me his and his men's name's!" I couldn't believe how stubborn she. Hey! This is getting way too serious. Back to this silly song which is driving me crackers. I was whistling it yesterday afternoon as I left my LandRover 4WD at the side of a woodland track and set off on foot to a newly planted spinney which was one of several on this side of the forest designed as part of a management project to replace some dead trees blown over in recent gales. A flash of colour winged its way past my head…….. A jay! Always one of my favourite woodland birds…….. No! A pair.