He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie, and we know lawyers cannot and do not lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cem...tery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked, “How many children do you have? He answered: “Twelve.”The agent asked, “Where are the others?”The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered, “They’re in the. We stepped onto cr?me colored Berber carpeting. The room was filled with large oversized white leather sofas and chairs. The far wall of windows with sliding glass doors opened to a screen enclosed porch. Five adults sitting in a Jacuzzi raised their arms and waved to us. Our eyes continued to scan the room as our host explained to us where the bathrooms were, the bar, the kitchen and what was happening in each of the four bedrooms, a game room, his private den, and downstairs in the *play. Amanda the asked the guys why they were so reluctant to give oral to women, as she knew for a fact that Jerry had never done it Its dirty said Jerry yeah thats right said Tim, I dont mind it added Jack, fuck off said Debbie your idea of pussy eating is a couple of quick licks before you try to get me to swallow your cock and she added and that goes for you too Paul before you chirp in Carl and Alan said nothing at all then Jerry added that it disgusted him the thought of eating his own never. I asked her to turn over and I walked into her bathroom."Carol, where do you keep the baby oil?" Under the sink honey."I grabbed the bottle and headed back to bed. What a lovely sight. She was lying in bed with that beautiful ass staring up at me. I climbed on top of her and sat on her butt as I pored the baby oil on her back I leaned over and kissed her neck. "Oh Matt I never knew you were such a romantic. Linda is one lucky girl to be married to you." "Well thank you."I continued caressing.