”“I promise.” Two days later.Her first email arrived and I read it eagerly, "Hi Darling, well we got here at last, we had a nice long rest after...the flight, I’ve got a good mind to write a nasty letter to the travel agents for messing up the booking, the fools put me and Errol in the honeymoon suite. Errol was very nice about it though, he allowed me to share his bed, so of course we practiced our love scenes a bit more, well a lot more actually, he says I’m getting better at it now.Must dash. OK Johnny ... I asked Mummy how long Daddy would be out fishing and she said it would take the contagious.Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife “Can you give me one last wish?” She says “Anything you want”. He says “After I die, will you marry Larry?” She says “But I thought you hated Larry”. With his last breath, he says “I do”.A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says. Once I got some cobbled together towers going I started setting things up so that tomorrow we could get replacement servers and start downloading what I had saved into the new servers. This was a real mess.I worked until the big boss, Dale Dodson came in at eight am and he looked at the neat orderly row of good servers, up and running off of cannibalized parts. He then saw the hard drives of the broken servers sitting on a table and my cobbled together computer controlling all of this. I was. Maine bola kya baat h badi maa tunsse mera ek kaam karega Mai-kyu nahiBmaa-kisi se kahega to nahiMe-nahi badimaa baat kya hBmaa-wahi jot u mere saath abhi karne jaa raha tha use acche se aur khul k karMai sarm k maare laal ho gaBmaa-meri najar tujhpar bahot pahle se thi tu jab bhi nahata to mai tere land kio bade pyar se dekhati thi…mai unke pas gya aur unke kamar ko pakada…..mujhe to laga mano meri bhi varsho ki mannat puri ho gayi ho mai aapko bata doo dosto ki meri bhi bahot din se iccha thi.