I was also afraid of taking this plunge, I havealways been "straight" what if I didn't like Men in real life?When the big day came, we chatted, you re...ssured me and I promised to beat the restaurant. I got dressed as you instructed and I was shakingwith anticipation. When it came time to leave, I had second thoughts, Ibacked out and left you hanging. I knew the inevitable texts would comeand they did, I ignored them and blocked you, then I deleted my Fetlifeaccount and went off the radar. I. "Where's Danny," Amber asked."He's in the barn, probably laughing his ass off," I answered while trying to slide past. Amber slid to block me. "What," I asked in exasperation. "Look who just showed up," Brie answered with a head dip indicating...Looking in that direction... Carolyn The Bug. "She just can't take a hint," I breathed. She couldn't have shown up at a better time. After planting a Gucci boot in a stinking pile of cow shit, I had the perfect target to deliver divine retribution. Simply to try to prolong this encounter, I drew my gaze from the bound beauty sucking me, and looked about us. There were trees here and there, framing but not obstructing the view of the bay. The lights of Harbor Springs were visible across the bay, and the moon was full and high. The silver beams played upon the water, and the beauty of the vista nearly approached that of the woman kneeling before me, and the beauty of her submission. My life was wonderful!I returned my attention to both the. Maybe we can reconstruct the events.’ ‘Yeah, maybe, at least where we were. … Hm-hmm! But like Mary, I want to keep all the juicy details straight.’ The girls had been chuckling or snickering during this exchange, and Pat remarked: ‘Who with whom and how?’ ‘Yeah, something like that,’ I replied. More snickers, and Jean suggested: ‘Everyone with everyone, every way.’ ”Every which way’,’ Mary added, and we all agreed with snorts. ‘That, for sure,’ Trish agreed. Then we were silent, hands find.