The door didn't open, so I knew that she was still sitting there, waiting for me. Sighing heavily, I turned off the water and stepped out of the showe.... Sure enough, she sat there scowling at me."Good morning, Aunt Susan," I repeated."Did you do a decent job of cleaning yourself," she asked, not acknowledging my polite salutation. "Get over here and let me check." Aunt," I said, "I did a..."I stopped talking. The flash of anger in her eyes told me that any protestations would be ignored. I. Now it was time to kick the North Korean asses that thought they should be in charge of the entire Peninsula. I sure hoped we wouldn’t drop the bomb on North Korea ending that shit over there before I got a chance to pull the trigger on my government issue M-1 ridding the world of some unwanted Commie bastards before they got a chance to get started like that Nazi prick Hitler with his dreams of Germany ruling the world.I have to confess that I had been humping my sister Alice fairly regular. When do you want to get married?” Harini found an auspicious day on Friday at 10 am and wanted me to tie a new ‘mangal kayar’ (yellow thread thaali) to her in the puja room.She also wrote on a paper that she would give me back to Swathi after exactly 2 months and signed her name. I did not know what to say. On the one hand, Swathi is an amazing wife.On the other hand, Harini wants to fully take up my wife’s position for our swap for two months. Still, I wanted to do as Harini wished because I. “Hm. That’s interesting.”“I didn’t have anything to do with the rooming assignments, if that’s what you’re thinking.”Silently, he placed his bags at the foot of the bed and disappeared into the bathroom. I sighed as his well-built figure dropped out of sight. What were the odds that I just happened to be paired up with the hottest guy in school in a room with a bed no larger than my own single bed at home?___________________________________________________________________________________Let’s.