Money changed hands and then it changed hands again with a trip to the houses. The uncles sowed oats and got over it and started looking for brides."T...e men married worthless women though. They wanted soft skin and big bosoms and you don't find those kind at a ranch. Ranch girls shoot and ride and work cattle ... and they were better at it than any of us."Some of them were downright pretty but they weren't soft. You have to go east for soft. My uncles had plenty of money, they'd ride the cars. I sat on the stairs leading to the bedroom and watched Liz do her thing. The look on Spencer's face when Liz opened the door was priceless. His eyes were huge. He saw me out of the corner of his eye and looked away embarrassed that I saw him checking out my wife. Liz gave Spencer a $50 bill and told him to keep the change. She also told him she had another tip for him tonight, and dropped her robe. Liz stood there totally naked. She asked Spencer if he liked what he saw. All he could do. She was the light of my life, a light I desperately needed, one of the last few reasons why I was still alive. Being able to wake up and see her each morning, even if for less than a minute, she supplied me with enough will power to endure the life I didn’t want. But I have her, I’ll always have her, and the day she disappears is the day I lose that final reason not to end it all. But she wasn’t here today. I didn’t expect her to, seeing as how I found myself waking up in the hospital. A bright. Her desires hadn’t disappeared completely, as she asked Dad for the phone with the remote app as he was about to shut the lid on her.Dad took off. He told the cop he had an appointment regarding pension planning and flashed his business card. As he saw the police he figured he could consider his meeting cancelled. The police let him though and he drove home. From time to time he heard heavy moaning from the trunk and couldn’t help laughing at it. The Dame sure was something.Introducing Mom and.