" Why you want me along? I had other plans for this morning," he griped."Homer, you know and I know your plans included taking advantage of our pregna...t wife and possibly giving our unborn child a concussion what with all the pounding you been doing inside of Emily lately. You also planned on doing very nasty things with your lawfully unwedded ex-wife. I know you Homer." Aw shit. You done found me out," he told me with a grin. "But I'll tell you what, take Connie with you and we'll sort things. It wasn’t just the ladies either but the guys as well. This one trio of men always caught my eye. They wore colorful tight bikini shorts that really made their asses stand out. ‘Dude!’ I’d say to myself. ‘You are one horny bi-sexual mother fucker.’ One afternoon the men were looking particularly stunning. So I gave them a longer looking over than usual as they made their way through the park. I was so into watching them I never noticed that someone had sat down next to me until he introduced. I rubbed her up once, and then rolled off of me until she lay flat on her back. Her head propped up by the pillow, her green eyes stared into mine, her head started to bob up and down in a silent plea. I leant in and kissed her softly on her lips, then more passionately. Soon I moved from her soft, full, lips to her neck and started to kiss the smooth skin there. My journey continued until I reached her right breast, I held it in my hand and gently massaged it. My head, under a force stronger. "I have never... I mean that I've never been with..."May was on top of her reactions. It was as if she had done this kind of thing before. I wondered at that for a moment, and then decided that the past didn't really matter to me anyway."Sandra, you don't have to do anything you don't want to. We just want to show you pleasure and fun. If you relax and let us lead, you will have an eye opening and blissful experience tonight." Oh... I don't know... I mean you are all nice people and all, I just.