Phyllis White.” He stuck a cigarette in his mouth and struck an match. “Phyllis white dick, ha-ha.” Johnny shook his head and laughed at his f...iend’s attempt to cheer him up. “Well at least Mom and Dad went to Fort Pierce for the weekend. That gives me a little bit of a break.” And it would. It probably gave him until Monday afternoon before Mom’s all seeing spy network, revealed to her that he was suspended from work and why. “So, what are you going to do?,” Steve asked. Taking a slug of. She was warned privately by her manager, a good friend of mine. About her attitude towards her but persisted. It all came to a head one day when in the stock room, my wife threatened to give her a good spanking. The young girl ended up in tears and reported my wife to the manager. Being a good friend, the manager contacted me and told me that the young girls father was very angry and that this incident could end up in a disciplinary for my wife and maybe even worse!I asked if I could do. Kuch din pehle main hometwon aaya lambi chutti me. 2-3 baad main apne cousin ke yahan gaya casually aur kuch der baad saniya ne kaha ki kahin ghumne chalte hain just as a bike round with my another cousin’s kids. Main taiyar hogaya par jab usne apni saas see permission le to saas ne mana kardiya, phir mere paas aakar kehne lagaiShe: tum jao, lekin mera ek kaam karo ge??Me: han boloShe: medical see ek pregnancy kit laado pleaseMe: (again shocked) okPhir mein bacho ko leke ghumne le gaya aate. The pig face, the tutu, the ballet slippers and snow whitestockings, the pink ribbon tied around his dangling pecker in a lovelybow- he was indeed a vision of unsurpassed beauty!Now came the fun part. From a wire cage on the sink counter he plucked alarge white gerbil, holding the poor squirming animal by its stubbytail,"Ya know what happens now, my little friend-"The gerbil spoke, "Mister President, I am a magic gerbil. If you don'tput me up your ass I will grant you three wishes!" Huh?".