(I also noticed then how large it was in diameter, bigger than I had expected, and certainly as big as anything I had ever used before.) We decided th...t, for tonight's performance, we would put a condom over it. (Yes, we did have condoms way back then, though we didn't use them very often.) I put on a slinky slip and a dress. He lit the candles and opened another bottle of wine. I danced as slinkily as I could in the dress, and, over a few minutes, managed to unbutton most of it and then drop. "Yeah, go on!" Jennifer answered brightly, feeling all at once embarrassed, flattered and slightly aroused by Andy's obvious appreciation of her body. Unthinkingly, she flashed a glance at Andy's groin, and caught her breath as she realized that he had a very visible erection straining in his trousers."Er...um...well, it's like this Jen," Andy continued "I've always kind of been a bit jealous of Dave, 'cause he's got you, and you're a good-looking bird alright." Jennifer felt her face flush. The next time was one day I come home and my mother hands me a case of beer and says "go next door and ask if Dawn can place this in her fridge for sundays party" so like a little k** getting the keys to the candy store I run over next door as fast as I can and knock on the door its about 9 at night so its late at night and then Dawn answers the door and my jaw drops and my pants rise as she is wearing a pink dressing gown and it straining to hold the gigantic tits that hide behind so I stutter. We both watched for the next twenty seconds...as an all black, 2007 SS Monte Carlo pulled to a slow stop, in the middle of the parking lot, not 100 feet in front of the front bumper of my truck. I felt Sandra’s warm hand leave the top of mine, as we watched someone backing the SS, at an angle, into two parking spaces – when there were at least eight empty spaces on either side of where he could have parked.“What an asshole,” Sandra muttered.“Heh, he’s begging for that thing to be keyed, huh?” I.