About fifteen minutes later I was driving to her place. I like to beearly. I had an eager grin on my face, I couldn't wait to see what shehad waiting....Then my phone went off."Making my way downtown, bag is packed and I'm homebound." The upliftingsong rang out. What? That wasn't my ringtone."Hello?" I cautisously answered."Do you like your new ringtone?" Lindsey laughed."How did you do that?" I asked in surprise."I'll show you. Along with some other tricks up my sleeves," she said ina sly voice. Is it sexy and erotic and suitable for a nice interlude of grappling with your intimate bits and bobs in a public toilet? Not a chance. It's as dull as some especially brackish ditchwater trapped within the world's least interesting ditch. Yes, indeed. Now, I don't know about you, but when I'm faced with a soul-destroying and tedious bit of prose I like to spice it up with a few choice additions. Below, for you to cut out and keep, are ten super duper phrases guaranteed to enliven any. Down there?” she asked hesitantly.“It would be my pleasure,” I assured her.She blushed even harder when I slid the covers from her naked body. She was trembling when I crawled between her legs and lay on my stomach, my face only inches from her sex. “Oh, shit,” she gasped when I ran my tongue lightly along the length of her already swollen and excited labia, her trembling increasing. I curled my arms beneath her naked thighs as I pressed my tongue deeper into the crease and snaked it into the. It remained short but looked feminine. I can’t describe it exactly, but there was something to the wave that said “chic.” A bit of makeup, nothing exaggerated, and simple earrings completed his outfit. I’d make out with him in a flash, I realized. We have no blood relation, even if he calls me “Dad.” He’s an adult now.“Thanks, Dad.” Julian gave a little twirl to show off. “I feel good.” He put his hands up to his face but didn’t touch. “Harper did my makeup, do you like it?”I hugged him again..