She looked over her shoulder at the teacher. “Ms. Lynnwell,” she drawled slowly, her voice dripping with annoyance, “he’s not licking.”“Oh...” Ms. Lynnwell paused for a moment. “Get up. I’ll show him what he needs to do - then you can be the first to have a turn, okay?”A turn? Eli barely had time to turn the words over in his head before Gemma had gotten up and been replaced by none other than Ms. Lynnwell herself. Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck, he thought over and over, desperately wishing his. "The following week Moose said his daughters had been there to see him. They could visit him for one hour, one day a month. Some months they didn't make it. I asked him about his relationship with his daughters."Why do they choose to see you? After all, you tried to kill their mother." Joe, I'm going to tell you something no one is going to believe. I'll explain it to you in more detail later. I've mentioned it to my girls but I did not try to kill their mother." But, Jeff, you pleaded guilty.. ..."Amanda was interrupted by her friend Suzy."Maybe he likes girl talk. Maybe he wants to know what kind of lipstick Ilike to wear or if Debbie prefers dresses or skirts. Is that it Allie?"Sometimes Suzy scares me. She can be very bossy and somehow always getsher way."Don't tease the poor boy! He is just curious about girls....Isn't thatright Allie?" Debbie was a sweet girl and trying to help me, but it justpulled me deeper in.Suzy spoke up again. "Well if he wants to know about being a girl,. Here you go, it's $9.18." Thanks." Joey left the shop and took the potion.He returned a week later. He sure looked like an athletic stud, but hewasn't enjoying it."What's wrong now?" the Wizard asked."It's my hair. I wanna be a redhead. I met this cute girl in the park,about my age, but she told me she only likes redheads. So I wanna changemy hair color." Couldn't you just go to the salon?" Sorry. I tried that, and she saw right through it. 'Sorry, blondie,but I only date natural carrot tops.'.