.. Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it’s a win-win situation.* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.* Send the dirt t... New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten CommandmentsCOWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government. You continue sleeping on your bed ”I firmly said, ” No Anu, you will sleep on my bed and I will sleep on the floor here. That is final. Now – no arguments ”She said, ” OK bhai sahib. But, I don’t want you to sleep on the floor. If you insist that I should sleep on your bed, then I have an idea. Look bhai sahib as you just said I am like your child that means I am your daughter, is it OK with you, if I come and sleep on your bed, along side with you?”I should have thought about the dangers. I. Aunty: mujhe bhi yehi lagta hai rukhsana chachi:par iski to aakhen thodi khuli lag rahi hai.Aunty: are kabhi kabhi behoshi me aisehi aakhen khuli reh jaati hain rukhsana chachi: to phir der kis baat ki? chalo jaldi se ise uthakar bedroom me le chalo bedroom ka naam sunkar to main chounk gaya par behoshi ka drama jo kar raha tha isiliye chupchap leta raha.Rukhsana chachi ne mere hath pakde to aunty ne mere pair isi tarah dono mujhe uthakar bedroom me le gaye aur mujhe bed par lita diya.rukhsana. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. One.