About two hours after we went to bed, I thought my brother was still awake because I heard a noise in his room and I could not sleep, (I think I was w...iting for dad to come in my room, because I was lying in bed naked and just playing with my body) I got up and went into my brothers room and got the biggest shock of my life, I could just see a shadow of a figure and thought it was my brother, I reached out and touched it on the back because it was lying on its side, then I found out it was mum,. .. Chewy. Just grabbed him by his chest fur and pulled him into a passionate kiss. Then she opened her mouth and got her tongue in there, too. I mean, I was happy that Chewy was finally getting his due after getting shafted at the end of A New Hope, but this was like watching my mom french a shag carpet or like a bipedal terrier or something. I gave Han a “wtf” look and he just shrugged at me.“He gets all the ladies,” Han said. “Fucking wookies.” I chuckled and started to open my eyes.I was. Mousse T and The Dandy Warhols’ ‘Horny as a Dandy’. It was still pop-trash, but he had to grin at the lyrics. By the time it got to the chorus he was laughing. He looked over and Rayne was watching him through half open eyes, one brow arched slightly. For some reason that struck Xavier as even funnier and he laughed harder. Rayne wrinkled his nose sleepily and closed his eyes again. ‘If you like that you should check out what Lady Warren’s plugged in to!’ the vampire muttered, nodding across. "We sat down and started drinking our beers and discussing different things...work...finances...yada yada. I drank the rest of my beer and another and excused myself for a bathroom break. When I came back, I noticed Cody had put a movie in and was kicked back on the couch, sipping his beer and watching.It was the beginning of an old western, one that I'd seen more than a few times. "I love this one," I said, "It's got one of the best gunfight scenes I've ever seen," Yeah, no doubt, Robert.