“You’re a very, very sexy smoker, yes, I admit it: I do love watching you smoke.” And then the power shot. She said, “I’m way, way younger...than your wife.”I probably should just have said yes and let it go, because it was so clearly true, and then I might have remained ignorant of how far I’d gone and how much risk I was assuming. But in my giddiness, I stepped out just a little too far. “Baby, you’re younger than all three of my children.” “How old are they?”, she asked, right away. “My. We said our good-byes and walked to our cars.Our next game was about an hour away so I rode with my son and husband out to the game. We got there about 45 minutes early. Other people from are team usually start showing up about 25 minutes before the game so we were early. We got out of the car and walked to the ball diamond. About 10 minutes later Dave and his son got there. My son and his son played catch, while my husband began writing up the games roster. Dave walked over and sat down just a. Finally, Mom had to sign a release so they could check my criminal and credit records. They would know me better than my own parents would when they finished. I was happy to see there was a confidentiality document they and my mom had signed to protect me. I spent the rest of my morning filling in the blanks on the form.I made a point to email it directly to Mr. Ingram. I didn’t want my mom to know some of the things I had been up to such as motocross and skydiving. I especially didn’t need to. I put my dore stilettos on my sexy feet. After spraying on my irritating perfume, I waited for my husband and friends to come.The door knocked. I waited a little. I wanted them to be thoroughly excited. I greeted them in a sexy pose at the door. All of them looked at me from top to bottom with their eyes. Then I broke through, with a sexy walk. One by one, my husband introduced me to his friends. He explained what work they do in which department. While I was telling these, they were holding my.