She pulled off her summer dress over her head and exposed two of the most perfect brown titties I have ever seen. I sucked her tits and kissed her as...she road my dick like a champ.“Get that dick cowgirl! Make that motherfucker nut, bitch.” I heard Ashley tell her. I had never had an audience before but quickly discovered that I liked it and it made me feel strangely strong and adventurous. I held April’s waist and lifted her up and down on my dick as she gyrated her wet pussy. When she. After about ten minutes or so, Pam got up and said she had to leave. She tossed some money on the bar for her share of our tab. She gave me a kiss and a big hug. No, still nothing has happened with her and me, yet. Pam whispered in my ear, “I think he is hot for you. He might make a fun boy toy.” She chuckled, making it half a joke and being half-serious as she is a good friend of both me and Nick, my husband. Pam and Nick know nothing about my extracurricular activities with random guys. Then. THE IRATE CUSTOMERFor all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all love! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.A crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger. I got home just before 8pm to a empty house. I called the wife's cell and got her voicemail, so I just hung up and tried to look up her boss's house number, but it wasn't listed. So I said fuck it had a shower and some leftovers before heading for bed. By now it was getting on 9 and still no wife. It was just before 2am when her closing the garage door woke me up. I rolled over so I could see her through slitted eye lids when she walked in the bedroom. She walked in wearing a new dress I.