Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, ...ennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles: “I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.”John Breen, Houston Oilers: “We were. I felt his hand glide over my stomach and run through my mound until it found my lips. I started to get slick as his fingers slid across my lips and I moaned when he hit my clit, loving the feel of someone else doing what my fingers had done before. I was getting so lustful that I grabbed his hardness and was surprised at the feel of it; I stroked my hand up and got a low moan from him.He gave me another passionate kiss, tongue dancing with mine as he shifted his weight over mine. I felt his. "For fucks sake, will you get out of my bleeding sun?" I eventually said, pushing the newspaper aside so I could see who'd invaded my private world.I might add, that my free hand had surreptitiously slid beneath the sand and made contact with the eighteen-inch length of galvanised iron gas pipe that always lay hidden there, just in case it was required.There were some cheeky little shits, who sometimes hung around in the dunes; and who - on occasion - had been known to think that they were. Why did she keep doing that? Giving so much before running away again?Eric don’t know what he expected to happen after some of the most mind-blowing sex of his life with the girl he had been chasing for months now, but it wasn’t rejected cuddles and quiet mumbles about how he should go and she was crashing with Julia that night.Then she left. Grabbed her clothes, walked straight into the bathroom still naked, and locked the door. He knew that she wouldn’t be out until he was gone, so he left..