He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint wit... his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”The Monkey looks. I asked Jack where his mother was and why did she let them call me.Jack said, “Grandpa Baker let us call. Mom told us you didn’t want to live with us anymore and so she was going out looking for a new daddy for us.”I told Jack, “I will come and get you and Sarah in the morning. Where are you living now?”“We are at Grampa Baker’s for tonight, but he told momma that because she is a ‘stupid bitch who threw away a good man’ that we had to move out by next week.”“I need to speak to Grandpa, please. " How long has he been gone?" He just left." Let's grab some clothes and get out of here before he returns. I'm done with this crap. The next time you may end up using that thing and I do not want you to go throu that for the reast of your life. Now get dressed and get your things together that you can carry and let's be gone by the time he returns."Mom didn't know it but I was glad to be leaving, because I was afraid I would end up shooting dad sooner or later, and as bad as I did not want to. Yes, I just got in today.”, followed by “No, it is probably not a good time for her to talk. It seems she got herself in a little trouble while I was away, so she is sitting in the corner right now with a nice pink bottom. It would probably be best to try her again tomorrow”. There was a long period of silence and then he laughed and told her goodbye.She could not believe what she had just heard him say to her closest friend. She could tell by the burning in her face that all of the cheeks on.