I had been up in an office tower meeting with my finance and legal people to shift some assets, strategize my two most recent acquisition targets, div...st a couple of holdings and generally take care of quarterly business that was a requirement of not only maintaining but growing my financial holdings around the globe. Today was the culmination of the end of a half-month-long series of meetings and strategy sessions that had left me staggered and haggard with a thirsty need to unload.Normally, I. ”Canada ... Home of the Free!TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISHYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoWe need = I wantI’m sorry = You’ll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure, go ahead = I don’t want you toIs my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautifulDo what you want = You’ll pay for this laterI’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re deadYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meBe romantic, turn out the lights = I hate my thighsYou’re so ... manly =. Whenever Uncle Bob fucked Jane, back home, whenever he spurted the sacred milk they just laid there for a long time afterwards. That was boring, wasn't it?See Dick in the locker room at the football stadium?Dick asked if he could be on the football team. And they let him! Yay!We missed the practice, though. What a shame. It's fun to watch boys throw balls and tackle each other.But that's hard work, and it makes you all sweaty. That's why Dick is in the shower room at the locker room, taking a. We were the only two left on the elevator. As we passed the eighth and ninth floor, the elevator suddenly lurched and stopped. I went flying and would have landed on my ass had the stranger not caught me. His strong arms incased in the expensive Italian suit (I could tell when I was this close) held me up and I could smell the erotic aroma of his expensive cologne. A moment later we were plunged into darkness for almost a minute before the emergency lights came on. “Are you all right?” he.