Hopefully she can find the right man this time." My youngest sister made the mistake of going out with the girls and drinking a little to much. Her hu...band came home from work and found her in the arms of an old boyfriend. To this day, my sister says she doesn't know why she did it. She loved her husband but for some reason she cheated on him. She regrets it to this day but it's too late. The damage is done." Jim, that's your family. That's not you and it sure isn't me. Just because they didn't. Were my ideal womanmade of flesh instead of stone, I had no doubt, she'd have melted undertheir stony looks.After the last had left, Professor Higgins approached me. "She'slovely," he said. "She is you very likeness,"I knew his comment was no mere compliment; it was a critique, and,coming from such an accomplished artist as he, I did not regard itlightly. "Thank you."His gaze traveled down the statue's abdomen, trailing as if it were acaress, over the figure's high, firm-soft, smooth, round. It's nice she can be a kid. Sometimes smart is a curse.The Dean of the Grad school was not very understanding ... Daddy thought the cops were nice to teach Grace. Dr. Patel was reluctant but understanding.Candy came home. "I passed!" She shouted, "I'm a High School Graduate!" And that meant hugs all around."When is the ceremony?" Saturday," she said, "Will you come be my parents?" Can we embarrass you?" You will anyway," she looked sheepish."'Sup?" I'm about to join the Air Force. My grades. I swear the fear on her face made her look even cuter."What am I supposed to tell your dad", I asked. I imitated holding a phone to my ear. "Hey Bill, when did Chrissie get a tattoo? What tattoo? The little butterfly right next to her pussy. How did I see her pussy you ask, well I found your daughter drinking a screwdriver and fingering herself on my couch."Tears welled up in her eyes as I ranted, "Please, you can't tell my dad!" I have to tell him, your dad has been my best friend since.