We were sitting on the back seat of a limo as we were getting swept away to our secluded honeymoon destination in the beautiful California hills. We w...re trying to charge our batteries for the upcoming two weeks, so I was tucked in your arms and we were both lost in thought. We had been best friends for over a decade and had been in a relationship for the last two years. We knew all of the intimate facets of each other’s personalities. For the longest time we were both too afraid of risking. I move around too much trying to get comfortable. I can’t hold one position for more than an hour, even when asleep. I would be an impossible sleeping partner.”“You mean you haven’t, not since Rita?” Maureen sounded shocked.I turned and looked at her.“Who would have wanted me?” I asked. “A damaged workaholic who was rarely home. I was no one’s ideal partner.”“Then there is something we can share. Come on. The High Street shops are still open. You can buy some protection. We’ll explore the. ’ ‘Oh I can’t do that. I have to listen for the next occasion when you’ll disgust me.’ ‘Right ma’am. You sound elderly. Remember when you shop, extra soft paper for the bathroom.’ ‘Young man, Jimmy the Frog is a ridiculous name.’ ‘Yes ma’am, and what is your first name?’ ‘Inocencia.’ ‘Ma’am,’ Jimmy laughed. ‘You are responsible for giving us the joke of the day. Well done and have a lovely evening. May I point out to new listeners my real name is James Froggatt and in 4th grade a smart-ass kid. . (Julie, age 7)14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drownI don't know. (Bobby, age 6)15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean.What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, age 7)If you didn't chuckle at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humour.After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him.