(my battery operated boyfriend) out of my nightstand and diddle myself to sleep. But it wasn't completely satisfying because I always had to be quiet....Jon had a supercalafragilistic ego that would just be CRUSHED if I told him I'd never had an orgasm with him. Well, I'd had plenty next him, but he wasn't conscious at the time. Does that count then? What I wanted now was for someone's tongue to explore my most intimate folds. My panties were getting very wet and I could feel the moisture. I saw him lick his lips. It was in that instant, I made a decision to share my beautiful wife. "Tip?" I said to him, "would you like a tip?" And as I said that I pointed to my wife's open legs. He looked at me questioning, and not sure if I was serious. "Go ahead, touch." I said and pointed to her again . His hands trembled as he took a step closer, and touched her leg. She didn't budge, and I assured him it was okay. His hands moved up both her legs as he massaged her thighs. He appeared. "I thought we'd be on public roads; this is way better."Hamilton laughed and said, "I've seen grown men thank me and step away from the car very quickly after that ride. I'm glad you liked it. And now it's your turn." He turned off the engine and stepped out.Maddie slowly unfastened her seatbelt and slid out of the car. For all the smarts the charm had given her, she had been pretty dumb to not anticipate this situation. Steve was a racer; of course his idea of driving lessons was this ... on. Jeans, pink blouse,white runners: goddess."Who is she?" I asked my John to my right."Darlene Hainz," he instantly replied."Is she single? She can't be!" Yes, she is single. In fact, I dated her for a while." So did I," Paul added."Me too," said Tom. Others at the table murmured the same.I couldn't hold in my surprise. "Holy fuck! It seems she gets around. Isshe the dorm mattress or something?"All eyes swiveled immediately and fixated on me."Darlene Hainz is the kindest, gentlest, warmest, most.