:) It was rewritten late in the last millennium.The Genie And Adolph HitlerBy Caleb JonesCHAPTER 1Adolph didn't know what to expect when he opened the...box, but this wasn't it. What hovered before him was a wisp of smoke from the waist down. From the waist up, it was a black man with massive dreadlocks."You are... strange looking." said Adolph."So I'm a Jamaican genie. So sue me. Besides, you're not too handsome with that funny little mustache ya got, nazi boy." But it is true that you must do. Six years as a parole officer had taught her how to deal with people who had things to hide."O.K., I admit that my cousin Memo gave me a joint last week. I didn't want to take it; That shit got me in enough trouble. But you know, we got to talking about it and what a crock of shit this whole thing was."And me and Memo kept talking about it and I was getting so mad I thought I'd go find the first cop I could and beat the shit out of him. So I took the joint, since I thought that I could at least. Her eyes closed as I again felt her lips softly. She reached up with her left hand and kissed my fingers, as I leaned in and kissed her fingers in return. I then noticed that we couldn’t hear her mom talking on the phone anymore. I looked around to see where her mom was.I saw her reflection in a big glass picture frame on the wall. I could just barely see her sitting in the shadows on the staircase. She had been watching us. Her dress was pulled up and her hand was between her open legs. I. ”“That’s not fair,” Ann said, “we were young and foolish then.”“You mean you fancied the idea of Steve fucking you?” Harry said, winking at Jenny.“No, not like that,” Jenny protested, “it just seemed very daring taking my top off in front of him, it was just a bit of fun.”“Exactly Mum,” Jenny said, “a bit of fun, just like this is, it’s not going to change how much you and Dad love each other, it’s just a chance to let your hair down and enjoy yourselves without any emotional hang ups, just.