I’d have to be a machine not to get hard.”“Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen?” The mermaid smiled, gripping her hair and winding it in s...me crazy pattern. “That’s laying it on thick.”“How would you know?” She laughed. Standing up, her hair was tied back in a bun. The girl walked toward me, letting her eyes settle on the bulge in my pants. “Well… if this was a dream… are you the kind of guy who would want something more… fantasy like… or is this just another dream?” Her hand settled on my. Only a few more minutes…Jeremy sighed under his beard as the latest nice-list hopefully climbed down after too much rambling about Minecraft and whatever other garbage was all the rage this year. The gig wasn’t too awful, most of the time, and the money was good considering he just sat around all day. Still, sometimes it was more trying than others. He cleared his throat, loudly, giving a jolly “Ho ho ho” to the crowd before waving his next guest up. His eyes went wide under those fake glasses. I gave myself an enema using a bulb type device it defiantly cleans you out. Then I showered and shaved and cleaned up my mess and went to the family room. Upon my arrival my wife was standing in the middle of the room with a very sexy teddy on complete with nylons and garter belt no panties. I could see her beautiful bare pussy and her wonderful bare bottom. I was already semi hard from the bathroom now it was full on bonner. Come hear you naughty little boy she said smiling. So. I went and. " Go on. Get out of here."I got up and went into the bathroom. It's amazing how much urine the male body is able to accumulate before it has to dispose of it. I know it wasn't that long, but it seemed like I'd been in front of the toilet for five minutes when I heard someone pounding on the door."Jack. Come on. I need to go."It occurred to me that this was a crossroads of our relationship. My mouth, tongue or fingers had been in or on almost every part of her body. As had hers with mine. But.