"Hi, Amanda," I said to her. Amanda Holliday and I hadgotten to know each other pretty well on the flight to Salt Lake City forthe concert, and I was ...appy to see her again."Hi, Sarah!" she replied excitedly and stepped forward to give me a hug.That was unexpected, but it turned out not to be awkward at all. When shelet go, I saw that Josh's lips had tightened much like hers had. I hadthe sudden impression that he was jealous of his sister. Well, it was hisown fault that he wasn't getting his. The Jump Master is this great big guy about six-foot six, and 280 pounds. He said to me, ‘Are you gonna jump or not?’ I said, ‘No sir, I’m too scared.’ So, the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his Johnson. I swear, Mom, it was about ten inches long and big around as a baseball bat! He said, ‘Either you jump out that door or I’m sticking this bad boy right up your ass.’”“So, did you jump?” asked her mother.“A little at first.”Today is my baby girl’s 18th birthday. I be so glad. You're going to have to make your own breakfast, Sara."She looked at my plate and made a face. "It's too early for that stuff. I'll just have some toast and coffee."She put some bread in the toaster and got the butter and grape jelly out of the refrigerator. I was done with breakfast, so I got up and let her take my place. I rinsed off my plate and put my stuff in the dishwasher."Sara, I need to go in the room and check my email." Fine. I'll be out here a while."I went in and turned on the. We had the most fun ever and when we danced the slow ones we held eachother closer than ever before. I kissed Ned several times during thefinal dance.The show over we sat next to each other on the couch, holding hands. Welooked each other in the eyes. It wasn't long before we were kissingeach other passionately. I had Ned lying down on the couch, I was on topand my hand was under Ned's skirt reaching up it when the front door wasunlocked and two very pissed off sisters walked in. Both of us.