America and Canada are right next to each other. Well, you must understand certain things. America is a truly democratic and capitalist nation where e...erything is up for grabs. The top job on Wall Street. The Office of the President of the United States of America. The leadership of a Fortune 500 Company. It’s a land where anything is possible. In Canada, things are different. Canadians claim to be a multicultural nation. That is the biggest lie I have ever seen. Yet hundreds of thousands of. I think Mama just wanted more than being with a nice man who never curses or thinks negative thoughts. As I said, Daddy is a sweety pie...I think she was looking for a more tart pie."I arrived right at four-thirty. I parked my Ford truck out in the driveway. I walked up to the house carrying a bouquet of spring flowers, and knocked on the door. Her father opened the door and slowly said, "Well hello there young man come on in and let's get acquainted a bit." We shook hands. He called out. Believe me, if I owned a gun I'd shoot myself right now I feel so bad. But, yes, the stories are not all true. Take for instance the last story, 'Mistaken Identity'. The truth is I never owned a BMW 2002 when I was twenty years old. The fact is I drove a '74 Ford Pinto wagon. I just wanted you people to think I was cool. And the story before it, 'Lost Tribe' about a vacation I took in South America two years ago, that is not completely true either. The fact is we never intended to pay for our. Mom owned a little nursery in town where she got to play with plants all day long. She was an excellent horticulturist and could tell you the genus and species name of nearly every plant and flower that bloomed there. She really threw herself into work. And to her credit, she had the most beautiful plants for counties around. This morning she must've gotten up and out of the house early, eager to be back at it, for normally I would at least hear her leave. Not that I come home every weekend,.