‘Well, we can get a king size and just sleep on opposite sides. We’re adults. We can act like adults.’ She told Jay. But honestly…who was she ...rying to convince, herself or him? He simply agreed and they took their luggage into the room and quickly settled in. The keeper of the Inn rang them in their room saying that dinner would be served at 6 p.m. sharp, if they were hungry. Keri freshened up, Jay put on a button down shirt and a tie, and they went down to dinner together. They sat alone to. That settled that. I knew that they wanted to recover their dead and wounded, but I was having nothing of that. I knew what would happen if the situation was reversed, so piss on them!Things looked quiet for a few minutes, so I went back to the cell phone. I recognized a couple of the names on the list, so I pushed the button for the first one. The phone rang for a while, but nobody answered, so I tried the next name on the list. This time I got a connection."Hello, Bud, whassup? I thought you. Mausi : “Kabhi kisike saath ye sab kiya hai ki nahi?”Main : “Nahi”Maine Mausise puchha, “Main ek baat puchhu?”“Ha, Puchho na. Be frank.”“Kya tumne shadi se pehle ye kiya hai?”Mausi ne ‘Nahi’ kaha, aur boli, “Shadi ke baad bhi Dhiraj ke siva kisike saath nahi kiya. Ye batao Akash, Tumhe kaisi ladki pasand hai?”“Sach batau, to tumhari jaisi.”“What ! Aisa kya dekha mujhme?” Mausi ne haste huye kaha.“Kya kami hain tujhme? Main jab tumhare saath bahar aata hun, tab maine dekha hain sab logonki najar. I turned on to my side. I tried to put our baby-sitter out of my mind, but the more I tried and the louder my wife’s snoring, the more frustrated I became. I turned and slipped my hand around my wife, only to be rebuffed. “Go to sleep,” she said. I couldn’t. Her snoring became louder and more pronounced. Now normally, when things like this happen, I’d just retreat to the couch, but since the couch was occupied, I decided to retreat to our spare bedroom. I slipped under the covers. I did my best.