What do you call a man with no legs, no arms, in a vat of boiling water? Stew.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, affixed to your wall? A...t.What do you call a man with in the middle of the ocean, with no life jacket? Bob.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in a pile of leaves? Rustle.What do you call a woman with a cheesy pelvic discharge? Candida.How does a dog, with a cleft palate, let you know that the mailman is here? He goes, “Mark! Mark! Mark!”So, this guy goes. There was an immediate family meeting to which Doc Henredon, Bob Bowers, Clarice, and Jack were all invited.While Wendy and I were enjoying being out in the sun and working on a house, Kate had flown to San Francisco. She had met Doc and Clarice there and they went into the gallery to close out Kate’s show. Mr. Gillette had prepared papers that he expected Kate to simply sign that were the same as mine. He wasn’t expecting Clarice and when she snatched them away, Kate threw a fit. If it had. The first few were about an Iranian rock star. Momentarily diverted, Chris followed a link to YouTube that showed one of his videos. For a little while, he watched it, thinking that the music wasn't bad. Then the fellow started singing, and Chris couldn't hit the stop button fast enough: it was that reedy shaky middle-eastern singing. Still, he'd better not show his parents, they might play it on the main TV just to pull his leg.The next link was more interesting. A "Hassan Esfahani-Baracat". Let me tell abt my self. I am a cute guy with a girly look. When you dress me like girl nobody can say that I am boy. Let me narrate my first gay experience which happened in the bus. When I was traveling from Bangalore to Chennai in pvt bus there were hardly 8-9 people in the bus. I was sitting alone in the outskirts of Bangalore a bus stopped in one place where the man aged around 40’s got in the bus.He was just searching for the place and he saw me and sat next to me. Then the bus started.